Fit as an Effing Fiddle

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(Zucker has censored my products, but please know that these are chock full of wonderful, beautiful fucking curse words!)

Because shit could be worse, you could have the fucking flu

This candle's intention is for full body health. Perfect for when everyone around you has the plague. This healing candle is scented with my own thieves blend. Fun history fact (because why the fuck not), thieves oil comes from the time of the black plague. Thieves were able to enter infected areas and not get sick because they would wear a blend of herbs. When they were eventually arrested, they were given the option of death/imprisonment or sharing their herb blend. My blend has cinnamon, rosemary, clove, and a couple others. It has green aventurine for body health and malachite for boosting the immune system.

So stop that fucking sniffling. It's annoying. 😘

Disclaimer:
The Whimsical Witch cannot guarantee the outcome of any ritual or spell work done with the use of our products. Remember, it is you that has the power and your intention that makes it work, our candles serve as aids.

Please note that the dried herbs on top of these candles can catch on fire when the candle is lit for the first time. Please take caution of where and when you burn. Avoid burning near flammable items/areas. The Whimsical Witch is not responsible for the misuse of any candles. Please use responsibly and NEVER leave candles burning unattended. Especially with herbs that can catch fire. Never leave candles burning within reach of children and/or pets.