Fit as a F*cking Fiddle

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Because shit could be worse, you could have the fucking flu

This candle's intention is for full body health. Perfect for when everyone around you has the plague. This healing candle is scented with my own thieves blend. Fun history fact (because why the fuck not), thieves oil comes from the time of the black plague. Thieves were able to enter infected areas and not get sick because they would wear a blend of herbs. When they were eventually arrested, they were given the option of death/imprisonment or sharing their herb blend. My blend has cinnamon, rosemary, clove, and a couple others. It has green aventurine for body health and malachite for boosting the immune system.

So stop that fucking sniffling. It's annoying. 😘